This is the personal web page of Joe Mistachkin.

This is also the company web page for Mistachkin Systems.

I can be reached via email by concatenating the following strings, in order:

1. My first name.
2. The @ symbol.
3. My last name.
4. The string .com.

There are no other public email addresses for me.

Please use my OpenPGP key for messages that require security.

The fingerprint of the key should match the following:

        

The SHA1 hash of the downloaded key file should match the following:

        

I can also be reached via telephone at the number associated with this domain.

In general, this may be necessary under the following conditions:

• The matter is urgent.
• The matter requires a synchronous response.
• You do not have access to email or its security is inadequate.
• You do not get a prompt response via email.
• For whatever reason, your email gets bounced back to you.

DISCLAIMER: This web page may contain sarcasm, irony, and other forms of humor.